What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 16:56

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
{RING} {RING}
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why am I more attracted to black men?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.